Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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