So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
