You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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