my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
This is my life. Enjoy the view
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I love you.
Bad choice
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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