why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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