we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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