butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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