i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
how drunk are you?
Several
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Randomize
