$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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