Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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