i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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