I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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