And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
