i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Damn victory sex feels great
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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