Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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