He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize
