So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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