WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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