your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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