Moan for me like Helen Keller
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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