oh god the rape fog is back!
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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