Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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