S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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