Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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