Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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