People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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