Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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