My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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