I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
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