I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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