at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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