I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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