3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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