quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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