im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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