I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Do vagina's smell?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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