I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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