I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Randomize
