You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
