Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
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