I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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