at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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