I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
one two three fourrrrnication!
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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