she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
