Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Randomize
