Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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