Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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