Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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