white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
