i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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