the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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