How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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